A politically-correct post in spite of Buckethead's endearingly crass appeals

What an offensive, stupid, arrogant phrase “world music” is. Over the last ten years or so, as my horizons have broadened, I have become a devotee of many musicians from outside the English speaking world, and— surprise, surprise— they're all very different. Virginia Rodrigues and Vinicius Cantuaria from Brazil, Ali Farka Toure from Mali, Baaba Maal from Senegal, Karsh Kale from New York (via India), and Johnny Clegg from South Africa, to name just a few, all make regular stops in my stereo. In that list of six artists, we have a stunning diversity of styles and influences flung wide across four continents. Only a putz would lump all this together with samba, Dervish music, Balinese gamelan music and Tibetan devotional throat-singing and call the whole “world music.” One imagines a less couth time when the British, sitting comfortably at home at the center of a decaying empire, would have complacently dubbed such alien sounds, “wog music.”

It is better to reserve the term “world music” for those truly adventuresome pairings that defy easy categorization. A gentleman I worked for a few years ago had a vision of a future in which, thanks to broadband internet, a musician could set up a beat on a calabash in Timbuktu and have it embellished in real time by a tablaist in Mumbai and a bassist in Paris, the whole being mixed and chopped by a DJ in London as it was sent out to thousands of listeners around the world. Although sadly for him his grand vision has yet to pan out (that last mile of cable is so expensive!), he’s on to something. We live in a time where previously unimaginable opportunities exist for collaboration and cross-fertilization, and things are finally coming to a point where globe-trotting music seems natural, even obvious. “World” music, then, means music that draws upon the whole world (or at least parts of it)—much better than simply being code for “music from where the brown people live.”

Sometimes late at night I stumble onto performances on local Spanish-language cable stations by no-name musicians who effortlessly step between top 40 pop, Latin, funk, and rap without thinking about the ramifications. It’s usually Friday night, and the party is on no matter what the music is called. Los Angeles-based band Ozomatli are one of these anonymous groups gone gold. Recently nominated for a Latin Grammy for their 2003 EP, Coming Up, Ozomatli are part of a new generation of (formerly) underground collectives who combine Latin American rhythms with hip-hop and whatever else sounds right to them (they even have a full time tabla player in the band). Ozomatli intended their new album, Street Signs to be a bold statement of purpose, a giant step beyond the Los Angeles street party sound they have already perfected, and for the most part they have succeeded grandly.

The group put their lofty ambitions right up at the front—“Believe,” the opening track on Street Signs, augments the band’s Latin rhythms and wah-drenched guitar with the keening sintar of Moroccan Hassan Hakmoun, French-Gypsy violinists Les Yeux Noir, and the Prague Symphony Orchestra. Oh, there’s also several verses in Spanish and the English-language flow of the band’s MC Jabu. World Music, y’all!

The rest of the album is just as eclectic, bouncing from traditional Latin rhythms (I’m a big fan of Latin American music, but I can’t yet reliably tell a guaguanco from salsa, but you probably can’t either, so it doesn’t matter) to rock, hip-hop, and dancehall, often at the same time like fifty different radios tuned to fifty different stations at once. The press release makes reference to “Chicano funk-rock” and “urban globe-trots,” and for once the hype actually reflects what’s on record. Street Signs deserves to be a street-level hit from Sacramento to Soweto.

Although it took me five or six listens to figure Street Signs out and decide whether I like it, since that time I haven’t gone through a day in two weeks without getting something of theirs lodged in my head. (I also suspect the record makes for outstanding driving music, although my shoddily-manufactured review copy won’t play in my car.) Ozomatli even proved to be the cure for the dreaded Disney virus, in which "It's A Small World" runs around and around in my head until it hurts. Usually only Frank Zappa does the trick, but sometimes old Frank goes down a little rough and it's nice to have a more pleasant and party-friendly alternative for kicking the Mouse 'n' friends to the mental curb.

Lyrically, Ozomatli toe the generic leftist-platitude line, but not so much that it’s irritating or off-putting. If the Spanish-language lyrics are a little trite, and the English-language lyrics a little overdone, it’s not a big deal; not everyone needs to be Elvis Costello and rhyme “lie here mopin’” with “shellac of Chopin.” Ozomatli pride themselves on their commitment to social consciousness and political awareness, and the group at least has the good taste and common sense to make their slogans thoughtful, uplifting, and singable.

Ozomatli are legendary in some circles for their terrific live shows, and that energy is hinted at on album. Sometimes the hinting is all we get, as bright production, up-and-down playing, and heaps of multitracking sterilize a little of the funk growing in the grooves. Nevertheless, Street Signs is an infectious, masterful, thoughtful, deep and eclectic party album from a band who have exceeded their already high expectations.

Look for Ozomatli on tour throughout August accompanied by Plastalina Mosh, Kinky, and Del Castillo as well as organizations like Rock the Vote, Refuse and Resist, Move On, Amnesty International, Not in Our Name and Code Pink.

17-Aug -- Orlando, FL -- House of Blues
18-Aug -- Miami, FL -- La Covacha
20-Aug -- Boston, MA -- Warped Tour 10th Anniversary
22-Aug -- Washington, DC - Nation
23-Aug -- New York, NY -- BB King's
25-Aug -- Detroit, MI -- Majestic Theater
26-Aug -- Chicago, IL -- House of Blues
27-Aug -- Minneapolis, MI -- Quest
29-Aug -- Denver, CO -- Paramount
1-Sept -- Sacramento, CA -- CA State Fair
3-Sept -- Los Angeles, CA -- Universal Amphitheater
4-Sept -- Las Vegas, NV -- House of Blues

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Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 5

What's wrong with this?

I found this cool link over at Rocket Jones. This guy must somehow have even more free time than me, because he's collected sports logos. Most of them

Some people seem to have it in for Chief Wahoo. But I ask you, what's wrong with this?

wahoo

The Indians replaced wahoo with this Stultifyingly dull script "I." Sure, I bought the new model hat, but I hate seeing traditions trampled into the ground in the pursuit of political correctness.

stupidI

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

Should we cook and eat her, or just drop her on the floor?

Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Anyone who has spent time near me and a kitchen could deduce that Julia Child was one of my heroes. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Don't forget to read her biography. She had an amazing life and a great time living it. I will miss knowing that somewhere in California there is a stooped old woman with a nasal alto losing her mind at the perfect freshness of this morning's lettuce.

Anybody up for a trip to her favorite restaurant?

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

Friday music quizzery!

Caspar of Blogcritics is spreading a new quiz like the flu, and I got it.

First Record Bought: Led Zeppelin IV
First Concert: Aerosmith w/ The Black Crowes
Favourite Music Movie: Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense
Favourite Music Book: Charles Mingus, "Beneath The Underdog" [wik: I am reminded that The Real Frank Zappa Book is the equal of Mingus' autobiography. I like autobiographies.]
Favourite Songwriter: Tom Waits
Favourite Record Label: Pre-1972, Motown. 1972-1987, (T) Asylum/Elektra, Island. 1987-1996, Rykodisc. 1996-present, Fat Possum.
Favourite Magazine: MOJO
Favourite Bassist: so many… so very many... Bootsy Collins
Favourite Album Cover: Frank Zappa, Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Least Favourite Album Cover: Guns ‘n’ Roses, Appetite for Destruction, original robot rape scene cover.
Favourite Teen Idol: Christina Aguilera
Artist Who Broke Your Heart: Prince
Artist You Will Always Believe In: Tom Waits
Singer Who Makes Your Skin Crawl: Celine Dion
Singer Who Makes You Swoon: George Jones
Favourite Sound: Fender Stratocaster and a stack of Marshalls, knobs on eleven, flapping your pants and shaking your testes.
Album You Will Always Defend: Skid Row, Skid Row
Album You Own That No One Else Does: Reid Paley, Revival
Classic Album You Own but Don't Like: Metallica, The Black Album
Artist You're Supposed to Like but Don't: Sleater-Kinney
Song You Can't Stand by an Artist You Like: Prince, "Delirious"
Band That Should Break Up: U2
Band That Should Re-form: Billy and the Boingers
Guilty Pleasure: I have no guilt about any of my pleasures
Favourite Music DVD: This Is Spinal Tap
Concert You Wish You'd Seen: Frank Zappa w/ John Lennon
Dream Collaboration: Flaming Lips and Neil Diamond

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 9

I meant to say that

Patton over at Opinion8 grudgingly links to an essay by Stephen Green, the VodkaPundit. But it's well worth the pain, my friend, because this one is really good.

Green discusses the future for the war on terror, and makes some really good points.

If you think war has become complex, peace is messier still – and always has been.

Nobody ever knows what the peace will look like. Let's use our examples from earlier. Even as late as Appomattox, who could have predicted the KKK, Jim Crow, or Radical Reconstruction? No statesmen in 1914 knew that the war they were about to unleash would result in 20 million deaths, Russian Communism, or Nazi Germany. World War II? If you can find me the words of some prophet detailing, in 1940, the UN, the Cold War, or even the complete assimilation of western Germany into Western Europe. . . then I'll print this essay on some very heavy paper, and eat it. With aluminum foil as a garnish.

NOTE: That's what gets me about all the complaints that President Bush "didn't have a plan" to "win the peace" in Iraq. Oh, blow me. Nobody ever has a plan for the peace. Or if they do, it will prove useless. "No peace plan survives the last battle" is the VodkaPundit corollary to Clausewitz's dictum that no battle plan survives first contact with the enemy.

By now, you probably know where I'm going with this little history lesson: How do we define victory in the Terror War, and what will the peace look like.

Let's get the second part out of the way first.

What will the peace look like? I don't have a damn clue. And neither do you. And if you meet anyone who claims to know, feel free to laugh at them really hard. So hard, you get a little spit on their face. Sometimes, justice can be small and spiteful – ask a meter maid. Anyway.

This is spot on. Ditto.

What we're fighting is an ideology.

First off, let's brush aside the Loser Notion that if we kill terrorists, we'll only breed more terrorists. So what? Every dead terrorist is, well, dead. And we can always build more bombs and make more bullets. For 30 years now, the US Army has trained to fight in a "target-rich environment." Bring'em on.

Now that we have defeatism out of the way, let's get on with defeating the enemy. "But the enemy is an ideology," you've been told, "and you can't fight thoughts with bullets."

Yes and no.

Some people forget (because they backed/worshipped/served-as-useful-idiots-to the other side) that we have fought an ideology before, and – we won. The Cold War was, above all else, an ideological conflict. It was the Great Civil War of Western Civilization. On the one side, you had Western Capitalism, and on the other, International Communism. Obviously, things weren't that cut and dried. The US certainly doesn't (to my constant dismay) enjoy a laissez-faire economy, and the European NATO countries even less so. And despite a totalitarian regime, even the Soviet Union tolerated a little samizdat capitalism. Nevertheless, with the exception of France, countries took sides and stayed there.

Which socio-political system was left standing after 45 years of conflict? Oh yeah, baby – despite what you hear on American campuses, the West won. We won completely. We knocked their dicks in the dirt. The bad guys gave up, in the end, without even firing a shot – like Saddam Hussein in his hidey-hole.

Go read the whole thing, it's worth your while.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 2

... and that was how the Whiskey Rebellion went down. You, uh, want fries with that or what?

I have recently been trolling job sites in a desultory fashion just to see if there's that one hott opportunity out there that I cannot afford to pass up. I have a pretty good gig here at the Institute for Advanced Ensmartening, but you never know what might be out there.

Job searching is just about the least fun pastime I can imagine, even now, when for the first time in my life I'm not under the gun to find something before I get evicted for non-payment of rent. To lighten the time with some gallus-pole humor, I like to play a game called "Bid Johno Low" where I try to find the job listing with the most outrageously insulting salary offer based on my education. I got an MA in history for two reasons: I am absolutely apeshit in love with US history; and I thought it might be cool to be a professor. While both conditions still apply, I found out that graduate school life is not for me and washed out with a "terminal MA," which in a history world which values Ph.D's only for prof jobs might as well be "terminal cancer." I've also got an undergraduate degree in music, which qualifies me to play in subway stations around the world, and also to scowl disapprovingly when bar bands play solos in pentatonic minor over songs in major keys. I should get a degree in English Lit just to round things out.

Today I came across a job that seems fairly cool, especially for one such as myself who has an MA in US History, has focussed on the American Revolution and Massachusetts history, and who wishes to work in a teaching or otherwise public role. The job: Historical Interpreter for the USS Constitution Museum. The responsibilities: research aspects of the Constitution's history and place the stories in a context both entertaining and enlightening for the edification of the museum's patrons. Full time including one weekend day. The pay: $8 an hour.

The last time I checked, I could make almost that much slinging coffee at a Starbucks. Again. I shoulda gone to business school.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 4